im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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