When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
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if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Thank you for not boning my boss.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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