More tranny stories later!
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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