Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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