i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
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She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
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It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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