i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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