nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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