and you said cock pushups were impossible
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
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Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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