is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
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