My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
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