Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
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I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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