i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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