I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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