At least make sure they are 18
Why
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Randomize
