yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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