he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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