I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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