Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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