they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
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They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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