Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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