if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
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just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
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I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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