I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
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I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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