yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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