My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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