I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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