everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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