Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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