Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
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I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
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Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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