Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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