you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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