I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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