Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You don't make any sense
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