Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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