If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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