I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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