No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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