Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
