We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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