I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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