My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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