How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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