Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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