I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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