discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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