OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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