should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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