The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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