She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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