dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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