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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
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You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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