I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
