So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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