spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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