Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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